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Dumbest criminal ever

12/29/08

Surely, we’ve all known people in the wrong line of work. A mechanic who couldn’t change a spark plug without breaking it. Or, maybe a landscaper who ran over his foot with a lawnmower.

Today, we have a would-be criminal. Perhaps he should have gone to plumbing school. Or, maybe he could have been a great mathematician. But no—he was determined to rob a liquor store.

Now, after you see this, you might think he is an idiot. But you should not be judgmental. It’s possible his father and mother raised him poorly. A proper childhood might have steered him to cancer research. He could have made a real contribution.

Instead, he was left to be the low rung on the ladder. He is the picnic, with a few sandwiches missing. He is a roof, short a few shingles.

I laughed so hard, I had tears in my eyes. This guy is the idiot of the day. The dumb bunny of the week. The meathead of the year. I’ve watched this at least a dozen times. It’s just hilarious.

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